When I Grow Up I Wanna Be an ANT.

today i was inspired by an ant. in my room. don't ask why there was an ant in my room, i have a long history with ants...

anywho, so i'm on my computer and out of the corner of my eye i noticed this giant piece of cereal moving across my hardwood floors.  as i took a closer look, low and behold there was a tiny ant carrying a piece of cereal 3x its' size.  i watched it lug that giant piece of crap from one end of my bed to the other in less than 10 minutes.  translate that into human version, that is like walking 5 miles while lugging 150 lbs of crap (at least).  i must say that little ant almost brought tears to my eyes, i don't know why, perhaps i'm just emotional, or am in a fragile state, whatever ya wanna label it. BUT REALLY HOW FREAKIN INSPIRING IS THAT? 

small people can do big things. big people can do big things too. point is: ONE person can do BIG things, as long as you are motivated enough.  granted the ant is programmed to work that way, but we'll ignore that part and just keep on being inspired by the ant's willpower. 

all you need is...

LOVE COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


RAWR.  moo. meowww. oh hey!
really though, coffee is the only drug one will ever need.  and it's so versatile...iced coffee, thai coffee, hot coffee, lukewarm cofffee, vanilla coffee, mocha coffee, the whole starbucks menu, black coffee, 90% cream and 10% coffee-coffee...

    "Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp coffee is the fruit of the sea mind. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, coffee-kabobs, coffee creole, coffee gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple coffee, lemon coffee, coconut coffee pepper coffee, coffee soup, coffee stew, coffee salad, coffee and potatoes, coffee burger, coffee sandwich. That- that's about it" 

my favorite vlogger demonstrating the wonderful effects of caffine:

JENNA MARBLES

Part of Growing Up

an important part on the road of becoming an adult is discerning between the real and the fake. 

question to ask: SCAM or REAL?

from craigslist to jobhunting to relationships.  the world is a big place filled with people who do not have your best interest in mind, so it's up to YOU to prevent being duped.  let's face it, no one wants to be the last one laughing, cuz most likely they are laughing at you.  #realworldbites.

on a lighter note:
"I showed an exchange student from Bosnia rage maker, this is what he made"


courtesy of Reddit: http://redd.it/jl543

2 kool 4 lyfe

So today I was privileged to wait on 4 teens, 3 girls and one European boy, who were too good for life.  The boy was especially too cool for life while sporting a very hipster look.  Long story short, boy tried to hit on me while making douchey comments such his response to my question "would anyone care for any dessert?".  His response was "I already have my dessert right here *wink*" as he hugged the girl next to him.  I didn't know whether to be disgusted or flattered. 

Life Bite of the Day:

There is a direct correlation between how hot a guy is and how douchey he is...no matter what age. 

Manic Monday

Still trying to decide what direction I want this blog to go into.  I've opened and unsuccessfully maintained any of the 4/5 blogs I have created in the past.  Every time I start a new one I tell myself this one will be different, it will last more than a week :P  As of now, all of this won't make any difference, seeing that the only follower I have is...myself...I accidentally pressed follow and followed myself. 


Sometimes life bites, life bite of the day:
      People who can't afford to shop at certain stores should not go to sed stores and be triflin', petty hoes (i.e demand special discounts &/ treatment).

Gone Fishin'

On my journey towards self discovery: life after college.